I don’t know if you heard, but a couple months ago, after she and John McCain lost the 2008 presidential election, Sarah Palin told a television reporter that she was praying a lot about whether to run for President in 2012.
“OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door,” she said.
So, God, are you encouraging Sarah Palin to run for President in 2012?
It just so happens that I do have an open door, just for Sarah, but it’s not the door of the White House. It’s the emergency exit out of the governor’s mansion in Juneau.
I want Sarah Palin to open an ice cream shop in Wasilla. It is her calling in life. It is what I want her to do.
Please, Sarah, stop pretending. Get out your scoop, and practice your banana split.
March 10, 2009 at 2:07 am Comments (3)