The Zombie Who Wants To Talk To God
Dear God,
I’m not sure how to go about contacting you. Do you have an email to which your flock can submit questions? I am concerned and seek your advice. What are the chances that I will return as a zombie when I die?
- Green Ninja
Green Ninja,
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you already are a zombie. Haven’t you noticed feeling a little bit tired recently? You’re not aging so much as decomposing. You died about ten years ago, and came back as a zombie.
You needn’t worry about it too much. There’s still a great deal that you can achieve as a zombie. Take a look at my son Jesus as an example. Did he let death get him down? Well, yes, I guess he did, but just for a few days, but then he got back on his feet and kept on trying.
Good luck, and as for contacting me, well, that’s what the comment feature after each piece of advice is for. Let me know if you need any more words of wisdom.
- God
March 2, 2009 at 3:55 pm Comments (0)
