I have been hearing a lot about the Hutaree, that Christian militia from southern Michigan that is accused of planning to go kill police officers in the hopes that doing so would somehow trigger a great Civil War in the United States that would be a part of the End Times, leading toward a great battle of the Apocalypse in which the Hutaree would fight against Satan’s armies.
Was this indeed in alignment with your plan for the world? Do you support the Hutaree, God?
- Felicia
Felicia,
I am sad to see the Hutarees in prison, because they very nearly got my plan correct. The only mistake that they made was to substitute the idea of fighting for the idea of dancing.
The End Times are supposed to be the greatest dance in history. I’m actually great friends with Satan, although we poke fun at each other every now and then. The Apocalypse isn’t supposed to be a battle with guns and swords. It’s supposed to be a dance competition, to see if my people or Satan’s people have the best moves.
Instead of running around in the woods with guns, the Hutarees should have been building a stage with a good sound system, and working out so that they could lift ballerinas.
What a lost opportunity.
- God
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