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Advice From God » heroes http://advicefromgod.com/blog divine wisdom Sat, 03 Jul 2010 18:52:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Is There A Difference Between Lenin and Jesus? http://advicefromgod.com/blog/2006/11/is-there-a-difference-between-lenin-and-jesus/ http://advicefromgod.com/blog/2006/11/is-there-a-difference-between-lenin-and-jesus/#comments Wed, 29 Nov 2006 23:09:51 +0000 God http://advicefromgod.com/blog/?p=67 Dear God,

I recently looked at a web site where the writer suggests that Communist leader Lenin and Jesus are pretty much the same. The writer says that both of them were anti-family, anti-money, anti-private property revolutionaries.

jesus christ icon vladimir leninSurely I’m missing something. Jesus was the first Christian. Lenin was an international Communist leader. How can the two be the same?

Help me out with this, God. How are Jesus and Lenin different?

- Comrade Carl

Carl,

The answer is obvious. As everyone knows, Jesus was not bald, and he had a longer beard than Lenin.
That’s the superficial difference, of course. More important is the fact that Lenin wore pants. Jesus did not wear pants.

Also, Jesus never rode on a train.

I hope that clears things up for you.

- God

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