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Advice From God » gender http://advicefromgod.com/blog divine wisdom Tue, 27 Sep 2011 02:48:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 How Come So Few Men Go To Church? http://advicefromgod.com/blog/2009/03/how-come-so-few-men-go-to-church/ http://advicefromgod.com/blog/2009/03/how-come-so-few-men-go-to-church/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:58:02 +0000 God http://advicefromgod.com/blog/?p=161 Dear God,

I recently read that new research shows that Christianity is a terrible place for women to find husbands. It seems that Christian churches are jam packed full of women, but not so many men. It was suggested to me that I go look among atheists if I wanted to meet a future husband.

Is this good advice?

- Suzy

Suzy,

It’s true that I’ve always been more interested in women than men, though I do swing both ways, if you know what I mean. I am fully anatomically correct, and that intimidates a lot of men who might otherwise become Christians, given that I’m the size of the entire universe.

So, the answer depends on what you’re interested in. Yes, if you’re looking for an available human male for marriage, you’ll have better luck among atheists than among Christians.

If marriage isn’t really what’s on your mind, though, I can show you a really good time – no commitments.

Call me.

- God

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