They say that you are omnipotent, that you can do anything. I don’t believe it.
There’s got to be at least one thing that you can’t do, or you wouldn’t be able to be powerless, and therefore you wouldn’t be all powerful.
So, what’s one thing you can’t do?
- Horatio
Horatio,
You caught me. There is one thing that I can’t do: Drive legally in the state of Florida. Go ahead and look it up in the official records: I’ve never been issued a driver’s license there.
Just let the Florida State Police try to pull me over, though. Just let them try.
- God
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