This week, Daniel Couglin, the official priest of the U.S. House of Representatives, offered the following statement in prayer: “Sometimes You may draw back from our momentary attention just to make us pray all the more ardently and increase our desire for Your presence or refine our request.”
I don’t understand this statement. How can withdrawing from people’s attention cause people to pray more ardently for you? Why would you run away from the people who worship you?
- Sam
Sam,
It’s all part of my Divine Plan ™. I chose to create the human soul in such a way that it would only pay attention to me when I am running away from the attention of humans. See, if people are paying attention to me, they start to take me for granted. That’s why I choose to help people forget me, so that they stop paying attention to me, and thus reach into a higher relationship with me.
If that doesn’t make sense, think about it in terms of supernatural dating. If you have a new girlfriend, don’t call her this Friday evening. Instantly, she’ll become more attractive to you. Basically, I’m playing hard to get with the human race. By making it seem that I don’t exist or don’t care, I get people praying that I’ll just pay them the slightest bit of attention.
It gratifies my vanity, and if you’re a divine being like me, vanity is bread and butter.
- God
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