Dear God,
Do you really work in mysterious ways?
- Alfonso
Alfonso,
The truth is that no, I do not work in mysterious ways. I sometimes go there on vacation, though, and bring a laptop that I can bring to the local coffee shop so that I don’t look like too much of a slacker.
- God
Dear God,
Who has seen the wind?
- Humphrey
Humphrey,
On the southwest coast of France, there is a small beach resort community called Contis-Plage. About 5 kilometers inland from there along the Allee du Pont Rose, there is another town, less visited, named Contis-Les-Marais. There is a road there, just outside the eastern end of town, that leads to the southeast. One kilometer along that road, in the Foret Domaniale De Lit-et-Mixe, there is a giant oak tree, broken in half.
Walk to the side of the tree away from the road, and you will see a little door in the side of the tree. Behind that door is the home of a gnome named Clive, an immigrant from Cornwall.
He has seen the wind.
- God
