News has come out that one of my favorite religious authors, Neale Donald Walsch, has been caught plagiarizing the work of another writer, copying it word for word and claiming that he wrote it himself.
Now, some are claiming that this isn’t the first case of plagiarism involving Neale Donald Walsch. Some people are saying that you were involved in a plagiarism conspiracy with Walsch.
They’re saying that the Conversations With God books, in which Walsch claims to quote you, God, were actually all written by Walsch. They’re saying that you just took credit for Walsch’s words, and that he paid you off to keep you quiet.
Is it true, God? Is it true?
- Tanya
Tanya,
I am disappointed with you. Did you really think that I wouldn’t notice that you have plagiarized this question? I wrote this question myself a few hundred years ago, as part of a one act musical entitled Holy Scriptures!
Now, I have a piece of advice for you, Tanya. Neale Donald Walsch wrote it down in Conversations With God after I told him to: Make your life a gift and remember in all ways you are the gift.
If that doesn’t work, then okay, go ahead steal another writer’s words. Remember, they are the gift.
- God
]]>I hear that you consist of a Holy Trinity. Is that like having schizophrenia?
Are they going to make a movie about you called The Three Faces of God?
–Frank
Frank,
I have far more than three faces, and no, it’s not like having schizophrenia. Yes it is. No, it isn’t. Shut up. No, you shut up.
We had a green light on The Three Faces of God, until someone central to the project got caught driving drunk and spewed some unfortunate epithets. The money in Hollywood dried up pretty quickly after that. I’ve got to get a new producer for My movies.
Over the course of human history, billions of people have lived on earth. Each one of them was created in My image, but they all look different. How is that possible? There’s only one logical answer: I have trillions of different faces. I have your face at age five, your face at age 30, and your face at age 70. I have your face before you shave in the morning, and your face after you shave. So many different faces. Good thing all things are possible with Me, let Me tell you.
–God
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