About God
Hi. I’m God.
I’m a recurring supporting character in a sitcom soon to appear on the Home Shopping Channel. I received my high school diploma back in Saskatchewan, where I dreamed of becoming a horticultural therapist.
I am that I am, except when I am that I am not. In that case, I am that I was. Even then, don’t worry, because I will be that I am again.
I have a personal relationship with about two billion people, which makes me the king of Facebook. However, I haven’t actually talked with any of those “friends”.
I was once found, but now I’m lost.
I don’t really work in mysterious ways, but I like to go there on vacation sometimes.
