Suppose pissing all over an AMPM Mini Mart were “productive?”
OK God,
So what if I got a bunch of friends to each chip in five dollars if I pissed all over an AMPM Mini Mart and took a dump in the nachos? That would be “productive,” because I’d be making money for it. Would it be OK then?
-Brit
Brit,
No. That doesn’t sound right. BP, which owns the AMPM Mini Marts, is the fourth largest company in the world, after all. You’ve got to respect that. You’re just some guy. Who are you to take a dump in their nachos?
-God
