So, are you saying that might makes right?
So God,
Are you saying that the reason I can’t mess up BP, but BP can mess up the whole world, is because BP is more powerful than me? That sounds messed up. Kind of like “might makes right.” That’s not ethics, it’s just bullying. What’s up with that?
-Brit
Oh shut up already Brit,
Of course might makes right. I myself decreed that “thou shalt not kill.” And back in the time of Noah I killed everybody except for a drunk and his family on a boat. Was that right? Remember who you’re talking to before you answer, Brit.
I am the Lord of Heaven and Earth. I own everything. That means I have a whole lot invested in BP stocks. I also own you and your sorry $18,000 in retirement savings. I can’t even get to that until the year 2028 without substantial interest and tax penalties. I mean, I could get to it, because I’m all powerful. But you know. Anyhow, the bottom line is this–BP is worth more to me than you.
So shut up.
-God
