Advice From God

Dear God,

I just read an article in the Vancouver Sun, which quoted neurologist Georg Northoff as saying that people will never be able to scientifically prove that God exists.

“We will never be able to answer the existence of God,” Northoff said. “We can research the neuro-mechanism into belief, but we cannot say anything about God. That’s where we have to go to philosophy.”

Is it true God? Can science never say anything about your existence?

- Jewel

Jewel,

Of course science can say things about my existence! It’s nonsense for Northoff to say otherwise.

I am a known quantity. Here I am, right here, right now, for instance, writing this blog. Why isn’t that enough to prove that I exist? Does anyone question whether Ariana Huffington exists?

If those scientists weren’t such wimps, they come right over here to my blog right now and start studying me. But nooooo. They’re too afraid.

- God

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