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Did God Really Want Jose Flores To Hijack An Airplane?

Dear God,

Bolivian preacher Jose Flores says that when he hijacked a plane yesterday, he did it because God told him to do it, to warn Mexico of an unprecedented earthquake that is soon to come. Flores said that you were his accomplice.

Is it true?

- Joaquin

Joaquin,

Some of it is true. I did tell Jose Flores to hijack that plane. I was his accomplice.

However, the thing about the earthquake is not true. I merely told Jose that in order to get him on the airplane.

I manipulated him in order to fulfill the true meaning of the book of Corinthians, chapter 16, verses 6-7: “And it may be that I will abide, yea, and winter with you, that ye may bring me on my journey whithersoever I go. For I will not see you now by the way; but I trust to tarry a while with you, if the Lord permit.”

- God

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September 10, 2009 at 4:28 am
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