Deeper Meaning Of The Trinity
Dear God,
I am an enthusiastic believer in the power of esoteric knowldge. You, surely, are in possession of the most profound level of knowledge possible.
It is with this in mind that I ask you, God, to explain to me the esoteric truth underlying the mystery of the Trinity.
- Benedict
Benedict,
To understand the deeper significance of the Trinity, you need to start with the fundamental truth that, as God, I am omnipresent.
From that primal truth, you must accept that I am present in strawberries. Given that strawberry nature of my divinity, you must then confront the theological challenge of neapolitan ice cream. You gaze upon the Trinity of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. Which flavor do you eat first?
Remember the command I gave through the prophet Moses: Thou shall have no other gods before me. So, have the strawberry ice cream first.
Of course, being omnipresent, I am also in the chocolate and vanilla. That is the deep mystery of the Trinity.
- God
April 3, 2009 at 5:43 pm
