What is the Most Holy Scripture of All?
Dear God,
What is the most holy scripture of all?
- Jacob
Jacob,
The most holy scripture of all has never been written in a book, or on a scroll, or even on a scrap of parchment.
The most holy scripture is written in my own hand, and given that I am the size of the universe, it’s pretty big.
I like to use many different fonts in my holy scripture: Grass, blood, ocean waves, nebulas, electrons, and the conversations people have talking into their cell phones while walking down the sidewalk.
You can never hope to know even a millionth of a percent of this scripture, and if you think you understand a piece of it that you happen to run into, you’re only partially right, because the text is longer and deeper and thicker than you can imagine.
Your incurable ignorance of the scripture is the subject of an entire chapter. Be at peace with this, and be glad that I’ve got this blog to give you advice on how to cope with the consequences.
- God
March 25, 2009 at 8:27 pm
