An Open Door For Sarah Palin
Dear God,
I don’t know if you heard, but a couple months ago, after she and John McCain lost the 2008 presidential election, Sarah Palin told a television reporter that she was praying a lot about whether to run for President in 2012.
“OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door,” she said.
So, God, are you encouraging Sarah Palin to run for President in 2012?
- Paula
Paula,
It just so happens that I do have an open door, just for Sarah, but it’s not the door of the White House. It’s the emergency exit out of the governor’s mansion in Juneau.
I want Sarah Palin to open an ice cream shop in Wasilla. It is her calling in life. It is what I want her to do.
Please, Sarah, stop pretending. Get out your scoop, and practice your banana split.
- God
March 10, 2009 at 2:07 am




March 10, 2009 at 6:29 amDEO
Greta Van Susternernanana…(?) will be getting free snow cones, BUT it´s God´s will.
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March 10, 2009 at 6:17 pmStanley
God often uses human vessals to accomplish his will among us. In this case we in the grassroots are achieving the open door Sarah Palin told Greta about. The exit out of the Governor’s Mansion for Sarah Palin is when she walks into the front door of the Whitehouse as POTUS 45 on 1/20/2013. Governor Sarah Palin for President in 2012; Change you can believe in and will beg for. U got me @ readmylipstick.
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March 11, 2009 at 5:32 amLeo
Stanley, you’re telling Sarah Palin to ignore the will of God! Are you sure you want to do that?
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