Advice From God

Dear God,

I have a problem with my computer screen. I have a beautiful view from my office, with windows on three walls, but when I arrive in the morning the sun shines so strongly that I can hardly see anything I’m doing on the computer. The same thing happens in the afternoon, when the sun comes in from the opposite direction.

How can I get around this problem?

- Hercule

Hercule,

I have had the same problem myself. Once, I had a branch office in England, but the sun created an annoying glare that distracted me from my work – especially during certain seasons. It was there I made the platypus. Sorry, platypus, but I had a hard time seeing what I was doing.

So, I set up some big stone blocks to get the sun out of my eyes. You can do the same thing, though with lighter Space Age materials that were not available to me back in the day. Set up an Officehenge.

If you do it right, there’s an extra added benefit that, whenever the light goes around your office to a particular place, you’ll know when it’s time to stop working and turn on your favorite TV shows.

- God

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