Advice From God

Dear God,

I have a Christian friend who says that Halloween is an evil holiday that encourages people to worship the devil and sacrifice babies to Satan. I don’t believe it. How could a holiday be evil?

- Sam

Sam,

You’re right, Sam. Other than Groundhog’s Day, there is no such thing as an evil holiday. Vile, pesky little groundhogs must be exterminated!

I love Halloween. In fact, I’m going trick or treating tonight, dressed up as a black cat. Watch the video below and tell me if you like my costume, okay?

- God

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