Last month, I responded to a reader’s question, asking whether or not I truly supported Sarah Palin’s plans for a natural gas pipleline in Alaska. Sarah Palin said that the fossil fuel pipeline was the will of God, but the truth is that I supported a maple syrup pipeline.

Actually, I didn’t tell the whole story. I did place my divine mandate on a gas pipeline - just not a natural gas pipeline. I told Sarah Palin I wanted a supernatural gas pipeline.

Supernatural gas is produced when I eat heavenly beans, rich in holy fiber. It’s a great source of energy.

Why did Sarah Palin oppose the building of a supernatural gas pipeline? Why did she ignore the will of God?

Maybe the supernatural gas idea is just a little too stinky. Do you think so?

- God

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