Dear God,

My best friend wants to be a singer and she is really good. I ‘m afraid that when we grow up, she might become famous and not remember me.

What can I do to make sure that she remembers me forever?

- Felicia

Felicia,

Sleep with her boyfriend, and post a video of it on the Internet.

- God

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