Dear God,

It says in the Psalms in the Holy Bible: “Take delight in the Lord, and he will give you the desires of your heart.”

Okay, God. I delight in you. You are really, really great. You’re a terrific guy. It feels so good to be around you.

Now I want a pony.

- Felicia

Felicia,

No, you don’t. I know your heart better than you do, and I can tell that what you really want is to take delight in me some more.

So, come on and indulge yourself. What else do you like about me?

- God

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