Dear God,

If God is spirit, how can God taste like anything?

I’ve heard your blood tastes like grape juice, your body tastes like pita bread (or corn tortillas if you’re allergic to wheat), but I never heard the chicken thing before. I’m afraid to ask which part tastes like chicken.

-Iroquois

Dear Iroquois,

I taste like chicken for the same reason I look like a man. When I created man, I created him in My image. Likewise, when I created chicken, I created it in My taste.

My flesh and blood only taste like bread and wine when someone with the right qualifications specifically asks me to transubstantiate them, which I do willingly except on the relatively rare fifth Sunday of any given month (one of my little jokes).

-God

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