Dear God,

Senator and presidential candidate Chris Dodd took to the floor of the United States Senate and defended Americans from a big government electronic spying program to read their email and listen to their telephone calls.

In spite of that, Dodd is only running at about one percent in the polls, and can’t seem to get many news organizations to pay attention to his campaign.

Britney’s little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, on the other hand, gets pregnant at the age of 16, and she’s the top story of the day.

It doesn’t seem fair. What can Chris Dodd do to get more attention for his campaign?

- Don

Don,

I’d say that Chris Dodd would have to get pregnant himself, if he wanted to get the attention of the American voting public.

- God

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