Dear God,

What is the most efficient way to heat my home?

- Fern

Fern,

Gather as many cardboard boxes as you can and pile them into your basement, near the center of your house. Douse them in gasoline, and light them on fire. Soon, your entire home will be very efficiently heated.

- God

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