Dear God,

You still don’t get it. I want to heat my home efficiently without losing all the memories I have it in in a big fire. I don’t think that your current plan allows for that.

- Fern

Fern,

Okay. I see what you mean. What you need to do, then, is to get a video camera, and walk through your house recording everything that you don’t want to forget.

Then, put the video camera in the car, put the cardboard boxes soaked in gasoline in the basement, and light them on fire.

Problem solved.

God

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