http://advicefromgod.com/blog/2007/11/09/my-man-and-jesus/ God gives advice for free Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:45:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 http://advicefromgod.com/blog/2007/11/09/my-man-and-jesus/#comment-32367 Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:43:33 +0000 http://advicefromgod.com/blog/2007/11/09/my-man-and-jesus/#comment-32367 Well, yes, that's true. I hate to sound defensive, but I'm left handed, actually, so it's kind of hard for me to grab the kid when he's acting up. Plus, a few hundred years ago, he said to me, "I've been sitting here for so long, isn't it time for me to appear again?" I told him, "Not until you've finished your brocolli." So he finally finished his brocolli, but then he made his second coming on the wrong planet - Venus. That's where he meets some of his girlfriends, apparently. Well, yes, that’s true. I hate to sound defensive, but I’m left handed, actually, so it’s kind of hard for me to grab the kid when he’s acting up. Plus, a few hundred years ago, he said to me, “I’ve been sitting here for so long, isn’t it time for me to appear again?” I told him, “Not until you’ve finished your brocolli.” So he finally finished his brocolli, but then he made his second coming on the wrong planet - Venus. That’s where he meets some of his girlfriends, apparently.

]]> http://advicefromgod.com/blog/2007/11/09/my-man-and-jesus/#comment-32282 Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:59:15 +0000 http://advicefromgod.com/blog/2007/11/09/my-man-and-jesus/#comment-32282 You're being an awfully permissive parent, don't you think? Sure Jesus is going to do whatever he wants, but you don't have to let him do it at your place. The last time I checked Jesus "ascended into heaven and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty" so it looks like he chows down there too. And when he left the earth he said "I am going to prepare a place for you", so it looks like he's getting ready to bring his friends around. But you don't have to put up with this Darlene person and her betrayal routine. Jesus is what? 2000 years old? If he wants to mess with her, let him get his own place. You’re being an awfully permissive parent, don’t you think? Sure Jesus is going to do whatever he wants, but you don’t have to let him do it at your place. The last time I checked Jesus “ascended into heaven and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty” so it looks like he chows down there too. And when he left the earth he said “I am going to prepare a place for you”, so it looks like he’s getting ready to bring his friends around. But you don’t have to put up with this Darlene person and her betrayal routine. Jesus is what? 2000 years old? If he wants to mess with her, let him get his own place.

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