Dear God,

I bought an iPhone earlier this summer, and paid, after taxes and all that, over six hundred dollars for it. Now, in September, Apple Computer is saying that it’s going to sell the iPhone for just four hundred dollars.

It’s like they charged me two hundred extra dollars, when they gave other people a special break? What do they have against me? How come I get all the bad luck?

What can I do to make this right? How can I get what I deserve?

- Seymour

Seymour,

I suggest that you take your case to the court of public opinion. You could start with the newspapers in New Orleans. Next, send letters to the editor of the papers in places like Bangladesh, Columbia, the Sudan and Iraq.

If you can only get the people of the world to understand your misery, I’m sure they will come rallying to your assistance.

- God

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