Dear God,

What do you look like?

- Heather

Heather,

Imagine a beaver’s den, inside of which there is a disco ball, reflecting blue light out through gaps in the sticks, just before dawn. I look like a passing reindeer, surprised at such a sight, but in twenty three dimensions instead of the four dimensions you can see.

No, not really.  I’m kidding.  I’m about five foot eleven inches, with short brown hair and a neatly trimmed beard.  I have brown eyes, I think, but some women have told me that they’re hazel.  You might have seen me on the television in some work I do on the side as an actor in advertisements.  Currently, I’m promoting a denture cream.

- God

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