Dear God,

I looking through medical research sites online today when I came across a place of unspeakable blasphemy.

A dentist, who is associated with the California Breath Clinics, has dared to insult the Bible with his own satirical version of the holy book. He calls it The Bad Breath Bible, obviously meaning to imply that you, God, have halitosis.

What can I do to help you bring these blasphemers to justice?

- Alexi

Alexi,

Stop brushing your teeth. That will show them.

As for bad breath, well, I admit that it’s true. I ate an advanced civilization on the planet Nuptar in the Andromeda Galaxy as a snack a few years ago, and I can’t seem to get it out from between my back teeth.

- God

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