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What is the Bible Cure for Headaches?

16 March 2007 dans All God's Advice, Science and technology, Scripture RSS 2.0.

Dear God,

In the grocery store today, I saw a book for sale entitled The Bible Cure For Headaches. I don’t get it. How can the Bible cure headaches?

I searched the Bible, and not once anywhere does the Bible mention headaches, much less a cure for them.

So, what is it, God? What is the Bible cure for headaches?

- Benson

Benson,

If you have a headache, hit yourself over the head with the Bible until it doesn’t hurt any more.

- God

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  • 16396. Irregular Times Diaries: Unfit Discussion » Blog Archive » The Bible Cure For Headaches - Run Away From God 16 March 2007 at 11:47 am

    […] I just read a short divine advice column in which the person asking for advice responds to a book entitled The Bible Cure for Headaches by pointing out that the Bible doesn’t mention headaches, or a cure for headaches, anywhere. How can there be a Bible cure for headaches when there aren’t any headaches mentioned in the Bible? […]

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