Dear God,

I recently found a profile of a 19 year-old young man living in the United Kingdom with a MySpace address of http://www.myspace.com/advicefromgod.

Is this you? Is God really a young Brit? Is this the new incarnation of the divine Lord of the Cosmos on Earth?

- Rory

Rory,

No, that young man is a blasphemer. He does not give advice from God. The only place to receive genuine, absolutely pure advice from God is at this web site. That young man is a false witness, a false prophet, and wears a funny hat!

You’ll notice that he hasn’t made any postings on his MySpace blog. That’s because I, the creator and master of the universe, have stymied his keyboard.

I am a jealous God, I will tolerate no web sites before mine, for mine is the kingdom of the Google Ranking, and those who do not believe will be cast into a lake of spam!

- God

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