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Is God really God?

Dear God,

Are you really God?

Aren’t you really just a person writing this blog?

- Doubting Douglass

Douglass,

How can you doubt that I am God. I am God.

There, you see? As you can see from the above paragraph, it has been written that I am God. That makes it scripture. Therefore, it must be true.

Right?

- God

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Dear God,

How does getting Yourself killed help You forgive people for stuff they didn’t do?

Joe

Seems God mistook a period for a question mark in this post. There must be a reason for this. God works in mysterious ways.

1146. God 1 December 2006 at 9:44 am

No, that’s not a period. It’s a question mark with a supernatural top squiggly bit, which is visible only to the virtuous.

You’ve just outed yourself as a sinner, TommyMac. Repent, for the time will be at hand next week!