Dear God,

I saw an article over at an irreligious blog claiming that the following verse from the Bible, from the Gospel of John, chapter 15, verse 5, endorses gay sex: “If a man remains in me and I in him, he will bear much fruit.”

They seem like godless heathens to me over there at that blog. But, do they have a point? Does this verse from the Gospel of John authorize homosexual intercourse?

- Straight Sam

Sam,

Let me set the record straight about what I meant when I wrote that verse of the Bible. That verse does not endorse homosexual intercourse.

It endorses cannibalism.

- God

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