Dear God,

There’s this web site out there that is dedicated to nothing more than a little ditty they call The Eye Song. It’s a folksy kind of tune, and it appears to be an anti-war, anti-Bush song, but its lyrics, which are printed at the site, are not very clear.

There’s this one line that they repeat over and over again, for instance, about “cause God’s gonna’ give it to ya’ anyway”.

I don’t get it, God. What do you have, and who are you going to give it to, anyway?

- Latonia

Latonia,

It’s about the Wheel of Fortune. No, not the tarot card. The television game show.

I was a guest host a few weeks back when Pat Sajak was sick. Someone asked if they could buy a vowel - an I. I said “Yeah, you can buy it, but I was going to give it to you anyway.”

See, it’s a misspelling. It should be called The I Song, not The Eye Song.

- God

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