Advice From God

Dear God,

I just found this video of Ram Bomjon, the mysterious boy that they say is the new Buddha for our times. But look at that long hair. Is that really Ram Bomjon, or is it just an imposter wearing a wig of long hair?

- Dorje

Dorje,

Yes, that is really Ram Bomjon, but I have some shocking news for you. Ram Bomjon did not actually sit under that pipal tree for ten months without moving, as his followers said. Ram Bomjon actually got up every night from his meditations to learn some new dance moves.

You see, Ram Bomjon has indeed been sent to Earth on a holy mission, but it doesn’t have much to do with Buddhism. Ram Bomjon’s sacred quest is to reunite the band Nirvana, as its new lead singer, and to bring a reconstituted Lolapalooza tour to Nepal, in order to stop the Maoist rebels and Nepals monarchy from fighting any more.

- God

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