Advice From God

Dear God,

I noticed a couple of days ago that 18 of your earliest blog postings are gone. How come?

- Stan

Stan,

It’s Satan’s fault. He sent a demonic horde of hackers out, with infernal worms and hellish viruses to attack our heavenly server.

Don’t worry, though. All that stuff that we lost and was not backed up on our server somewhere is just the old testament. You can rest assured that our Heavenly web masters have updated the cosmic system software to prevent such diabolical security breaches in the future.

- God

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